Delocated2008

[Yvgeny makes a deal with the Wang Cho gang to kill Jon]

Qi-Qang:
Your visit is very...unexpected. How can we help you, Boss Mirminsky?

Yvgeny:
I do not come here as Boss Mirminsky. I come here as Furious Yvgeny.

Qi-Qang:
What is the source of your...fury?

Yvgeny:
My girlfriend, Trish, she is sleeping with another man -- A man you know well...A MAN NAMED JON!

Qi-Qang:
Continue.

Yvgeny:
I know Jon pays you to protect him, but...I am asking you to kill Jon. Whatever he pays, I will pay triple. I just want him gone!

Qi-Qang:
It takes big balls to come here and speak to us like this.

Yvgeny:
Thank you. I really needed to hear someone say that about my balls.

Qi-Qang:
But the answer is no. I'm sorry.

Yvgeny:
Okay. [leaves]

Bohai:
Who is Trish going to sleep with next? A bottle of vodka?

Wang Cho Members:
[laughter]

Bohai:
I'll be right back. I have too drain my main eggroll.

[while Yvgeny walks out of Wang Cho Headquarters, Bohai comes to ask Yvgeny for some great news]

Bohai:
Psst. Hey! I will kill Jon.

Yvgeny:
[gasps] Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Bohai:
I'll be in touch regarding payment.

Yvgeny:
Thank you. Thank you. It will be our secret. Shh! Thank you.