Delocated2008

[Jon gives TB a note to read for Trish]

TB:
"Trish, I handed this to T.B. to read because I'm not talking, but just to be clear, this is me saying this, not T.B. as a matter of fact, T.B., please go crouch behind me so Trish can look at me while you read it so it appears that I'm Jon".

[TB crouch behind Jon]

TB:
"Okay, T.B., when you're behind me, continue with the letter. Trish, I believe everything happens for a reason. My voice got sampled by a techno dj. That led me to get so angry that I stopped talking. That led me to your...vagina...and our all-day bone-a-thons. Whether it was in the cemetery or the...back of T.B.'s car --"

TB:
Really, Jon? Really, my car?