Delocated

     

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »


[as Jon was about give Trish a marriage ring, someone interrupts it]

Sergei:
I do.

Trish:
Sergei.

Sergei:
[to Jon] Have you been enjoying having sex with Yvgeny's girlfriend?

[Jon looks to Trish]

Trish:
Um...are -- Are you gonna kill us?

Sergei:
Him, soon enough. You... [sighs] I have too much respect for your balls to ever harm a single hair on your head. There is car out back. Go wait.

Trish:
Sorry, Jon. Nothing personal. Just -- Danger gets me so wet. Alright, tell David I said hi. Bye.

[Trish leaves]

Sergei:
[to Jon] As for you...seems like everyone's been sampling Jon. [eats the wedding ring in front of Jon]

[Sergei leaves]

Jon:
"Holy [bleep]".

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Submitted by timothyj.29104 on August 30, 2024

Modified by timothyj.29104 on August 30, 2024


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