Delocated2008

[as Jon was about give Trish a marriage ring, someone interrupts it]

Sergei:
I do.

Trish:
Sergei.

Sergei:
[to Jon] Have you been enjoying having sex with Yvgeny's girlfriend?

[Jon looks to Trish]

Trish:
Um...are -- Are you gonna kill us?

Sergei:
Him, soon enough. You... [sighs] I have too much respect for your balls to ever harm a single hair on your head. There is car out back. Go wait.

Trish:
Sorry, Jon. Nothing personal. Just -- Danger gets me so wet. Alright, tell David I said hi. Bye.

[Trish leaves]

Sergei:
[to Jon] As for you...seems like everyone's been sampling Jon. [eats the wedding ring in front of Jon]

[Sergei leaves]

Jon:
"Holy [bleep]".