Delocated2008

[Jon judges the results of who will really be Jon's best friend]

Jon:
This was a real tough deciz. But in the end, there was one bromingo that I can see myself pulling a quality hang with night after night as we pound brews and bang babes.

[drumroll]

Jon:
And that dawg...that dawg was Ronnie!

Ronnie:
YEAH! [bleep] YEAH! WHOO!

Jon:
Dude, I am psyched to start the Ronnie and Jonny breakdance team. [singing] Ow! Pop and lock. Oh oh-eh-oh-eh oh! [laughs]

Ronnie:
Definitely! But, uh, how about we get the money thing all squared away first? Million dollars, right?

Jon:
...

Jon:
[to the contestants] ...Hold up, guys. Hold up. Uh, if any of you are here for the friendship, you can come right back here, line up. We'll re-vote, and I'll high five the new winner.

Jon:
But if you are here for the money, then get out.

[the contestants leaved]

Ronnie:
[to Jon] Go [bleep] a sandwich, butthole! [dances his way out at the door]

[as all the other contestants leaved, Jay 2 decided to participate]

Jon:
I'm sorry, Jay. Get the [bleep] out of here.