Delocated2008

Charlie:
Say, uh, what's up with the ski mask?

Jon:
You haven't seen me on the internet making a sandwich penis?

Charlie:
Sandwich penis? [laughs] Give me a footlong on wheat and hold the balls. [plays his harmonica]

Jon:
Frrt! [laughs]

Charlie:
Well, I'm not much for the internet, you know? No one to e-mail with, really.

Jon:
No family?

Charlie:
No family. Never really got around to it.

Jon:
Look at those two nerds, huh? [sees father and son wearing the same nerdy outfits]

Charlie:
Makes me sad to know that I'll never get to be a grandfather. Oh, well. I guess it's not so bad being married to my hand. [plays his harmonica]