Delocated2008

Jon:
This hoop therapy's been really working. Got to tell you, old Jon would have lost his [bleep] about those creased jeans, but new Jon stayed cool as a cuke.

The Glaze:
Mm-hmm.

Jon:
That lady's pretty cute, too.

The Glaze:
Asian people represent safety to you right now, Jon. The Wang Chos offer you protection, and suddenly, your dry-cleaner is desirable. Maybe you should ask her out. Hmm? See where it leads.

Jon:
I don't know. She barely speaks English.

The Glaze:
That may be just what you need -- Someone who can't articulate any demands on you. But you won't know, Jon, unless you try.

Jon:
It'll be my first chinese date.

The Glaze:
Remember -- It's about energy, not control.

TB:
Oh, geez.

The Glaze:
A critic judges what he himself cannot achieve, T.B. What are you so scared of? Hmm. [puts the hoop around TB] Why don't you try it?

TB:
Because I have the good sense not to fall for some con-artist bull [bleep]. I'm not a sucker. No offense, Jon.

Jon:
Hey, none taken. I'm having fun.

TB:
[to The Glaze] What's next for Jon -- Playing in a sandbox?

Jon:
Hey, that sounds cool. When we doing that?