Delocated2008

Jon:
Honestly, I can't believe you're not Chinese.

Eun Mi:
Oh, believe it, dude. I'm Korean.

Jon:
I've been coming to the dry-cleaner for weeks. Why would you pretend that you can barely speak English?

Eun Mi:
I don't know. It was just fun [bleep] with you. Tickeh. Tickeh. Oh, my god. Unreal.

Jon:
Unreal like -- Like, good unreal?

Eun Mi:
Oh, this is the best time I've ever had on a date.

Jon:
Really? So...maybe you'd go with me again.

Eun Mi:
You know, normally, no way, but if you think you can top tonight, then yeah. Otherwise, don't bother. By the way, aren't those the jeans you lost your [bleep] about?

Jon:
Oh. Yeah, you know, I thought about it a little more, and I kind of started to like them and thought I'd wear them tonight on the date just to give credit's due about a -- About a great crease. You know -- [asian accent] Look sharp.

Eun Mi:
No, you had it right the first time. Creased jeans look stupid.