Delocated2008

[after The Glaze kisses TB's Mom, TB was not happy about that result a few hours later]

TB:
He need to be fired.

Jon:
You know what, T.B.? In The Glaze's defense, your mother is an adult. She can pull a bang 'n' bone with whoever she wants. Right, Susan?

Susan Shapiro:
I had a feeling this might happen.

TB:
What do you mean, you had a feeling?

Susan Shapiro:
Let's just say The Glaze is well-schooled in the art of sex.

Jon:
Oh, boy.

Susan Shapiro:
We did a presentation with The Glaze a few years ago, and one aspect of the show was his work was a couples sex therapist. I felt I needed to know what his qualifications were, so I, um...

TB:
Oh, my god.

Jon:
Ho-ho! The plot thickens.

Susan Shapiro:
It's not so much what he brought to the table, 'cause you know, it wasn't much. It's what he did with it. It was his stroke. He packed more into one pump than a lifetime of lovers ever could.

TB:
I don't wanna hear this.

Jon:
I do.

Susan Shapiro:
I know this is difficult, but you need to know who you're dealing with.

TB:
Well, I think he's a manipulative opportunist -- Who dropped some new-age bull [bleep] on a vulnerable woman and then went balls deep.

Susan Shapiro:
Balls first. He goes balls first.