Delocated2008

Eun Mi:
Oh, my god. What is going on with your pants?

Jon:
Double crease. I drew the crease-piration from you, my lovely Kimono.

Eun Mi:
If this is how the night is starting, it is a really bad sign. Where are we going -- Back to your apartment for a candlelit dinner or something lame?

Jon:
Uh... [scoffs] No, of course not. Why would I do something that stupid? [chuckles]

Eun Mi:
Okay, then. What's the plan?

Jon:
Uh...you'll see. I got a couple surprises up my crease.

Eun Mi:
Oh, no, no, no. I need to know exactly what it is. If it's something lame, tell me so I don't waste my night.