Delocated2008

[Jon eats dinner with headphones at a diner]

TB's Mom:
Does he need to be here?

TB:
You know I can't leave his side. But he's listening to music so we can have a private conversation.

TB:
[making sure] JON!

TB:
Mom, you're my mother. But you're also Renee -- A sexual being with carnal urges and desires. Your happiness means more to me than the fact that you're dating some despicable douchebag.

TB:
Look. I'm okay if you want to have some post-divorce [bleep] fest.

TB's Mom:
[gasps]

Jon:
[chuckles] Post-divorce [bleep] fest. [singing] Post-divorce [bleep] fest! Rock 'n' roll tonight! Pearl Jam.