Delocated2008

[Jon and TB head to the Ladies Done Gone Nuts office to destroy the tape that shows Jon's face]

TB:
Alright. Listen up, d*ckhead. It's time to shut 'er down.

Jim Daniels:
[to Jon] Look who it is -- Mr. Face Flash. I've been starring at your mug all morning.

Jon:
Oh, yeah? Well, that's what we're here to talk about.

Jim Daniels:
Great. It's a new twist on an old classic. The only thing that would make face flashing better is if...your face had tits. [laughs]

TB:
Alright, listen a**hole. Either give us the tape or you're gonna have a world of hurt from the FBI.

Jim Daniels:
Your boy here signed a release form, so legally, I'm in the clear, and you're not getting [bleep] for dick.

TB:
Listen, if you don't give us that tape, this man's life will be in danger.

Jim Daniels:
Am I supposed give [bleep] where were you when all this face flashing went down? Were you protecting him, or were you maybe distracted by all the tits you were seeing?

TB:
...

Jim Daniels:
Lisa, will you show these two dick-licks out?

Lisa:
Yes, Mr. Daniels.

Jim Daniels:
Sexy voice, right? Sexy tits, too. [laughs]

Jon:
Hey, dude. Seriously? This is your life? You think this is cool? It is not cool -- Not cool at all. Think you're sitting there in your chair playing God? You're playing Dude, as in "Dude, seriously? Seriously not cool, man". You think about that. You think about that. Not cool, man.

Jim Daniels:
Okay, buddy. I'll think about that. I'll think about that long and hard. [laughs]