Delocated2008

John Hodgman:
Jon, tell us how you felt the moment you learned that Susan was dead, had been murdered.

Jon:
It's not something I really care to talk about.

John Hodgman:
Well, look. We never saw it on camera.

Jon:
Exactly. there is a very good reason that you have not seen that clip, and that is because it is a very private moment that I do not wish to share. This is something you and I talked about -- That we would not show this moment.

Susan Shapiro:
This show is about your life. This is part of your life. Therefore, it's going to be part of the show. So, other John...

John Hodgman:
Let's take a look.

[John shows a clip where Jon is in the bathroom]

TB:
Jon!

Jon:
Not right now, T.B.

TB:
Jon, it's important. [opens the bathroom door]

Jon:
T.B., what the [bleep] man?

TB:
It's Susan. She's been shot. She's dead. I'm sorry, Jon.

Jon:
[crying] Oh, my god. She's dead?

TB:
I'm sorry.

Jon:
[crying] Oh, my god. OH, GOD! SUSAN! [eats a bite of the hoagie] NO! OH, MY GOD!