Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



John Hodgman:
Jon, tell us how you felt the moment you learned that Susan was dead, had been murdered.

Jon:
It's not something I really care to talk about.

John Hodgman:
Well, look. We never saw it on camera.

Jon:
Exactly. there is a very good reason that you have not seen that clip, and that is because it is a very private moment that I do not wish to share. This is something you and I talked about -- That we would not show this moment.

Susan Shapiro:
This show is about your life. This is part of your life. Therefore, it's going to be part of the show. So, other John...

John Hodgman:
Let's take a look.

[John shows a clip where Jon is in the bathroom]

TB:
Jon!

Jon:
Not right now, T.B.

TB:
Jon, it's important. [opens the bathroom door]

Jon:
T.B., what the [bleep] man?

TB:
It's Susan. She's been shot. She's dead. I'm sorry, Jon.

Jon:
[crying] Oh, my god. She's dead?

TB:
I'm sorry.

Jon:
[crying] Oh, my god. OH, GOD! SUSAN! [eats a bite of the hoagie] NO! OH, MY GOD!

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