Delocated2008

John Hodgman:
You're dating this season. You had an affair with Trish, and, of course, you're in a relationship with the lovely Eun Mi.

Jon:
Well, let's just say I am looking forward to that first conjugal visit. [chuckles]

John Hodgman:
And Eun Mi?

Eun Mi:
I don't really get to see Jon as much as I'd like. It's -- It's been really hard. I've been really busy.

John Hodgman:
Yeah. We know you've been busy.

Jon:
Spending me millions.

John Hodgman:
We actually have some footage of how busy you've been. Let's take a look.

Jon:
Roll the shopping montage!

[the crew sees a footage where The Glaze and Eun Mi getting married]

John Hodgman:
Wow. I'm sure it took you by surprise, Jon. How does it make you feel?

Jon:
Like a [bleep] a**hole.