Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



[TB waterboards Yvgeny]

TB:
Drink up.

Yvgeny:
Vodka board me all you want! I'm not talking!

TB:
Oh, yeah? Here you go. Take some more.

Yvgeny:
Knock, knock? Who's there? Ima Ima who? I'M A CHAIRMAN OF THE VODKA BOARD!

[Mishka comes by]

Mishka:
Oh, hey! A vodka party. I drink next?

Greg DiPietro:
If you know anything about where Sergei might possibly have gone, you had better start talking unless you want me to reconsider your plea deal.

Yvgeny:
No Mishka! Don't tell them!

Mishka:
Maybe there's place they could have gone. But I'm not supposed to talk about.

Greg DiPietro:
What place?

Mishka:
Well...

Susan Shapiro:
No, no! Don't say anything, Mishka! [to Greg] And I don't mean don't say anything until you talk to your lawyer. I'm saying don't say anything because I'd rather show a clip. We have a saying in tv -- Show, Don't Tell.

[cuts to the next scene where they show a clip Yvgeny telling a secret to Mishka about their next plan]

Yvgeny:
Mishka. Don't forget to lock up when you're done here.

Mishka:
Okay.

Yvgeny:
Oh, and I need you to clean safe house. Uh, you know where safe house is?

Mishka:
No.

Yvgeny:
I probably shouldn't tell you about it, but it's dirty. And who are you going to tell? Your broom? [laughs]

Mishka:
[laughs]

Yvgeny:
I'll leave directions downstairs. Don't tell Sergei I told you.

Mishka:
No, no. I will lock door and throw away key.

[footage ends]

Mishka:
Three blocks down. Make right. Third door on the right.

TB:
Get him out of here!

Greg DiPietro:
I want a sniper team on this. You have a green light. Shoot to kill. T.B., that includes Jon.

[TB gets back to waterboarding Yvgeny]

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