Delocated2008
Genre: Comedy
Sergei:
This now reunion show I would watch. Reunion of all dead people in your life. Your brother. Your father. Your mother. Your old bodyguard. Mighty Joe Jon, Black Blond. Seth from network. Your friend from woods. Your caddie. Guy who looked like Rod Stewart. Scott Wolf. Paul Rudd. And YOUR EX-WIFE! And don't worry. FIRST CHANCE I GET, I MAKE SURE YOUR SON JOIN YOU, TOO!
Jon:
YOU TOUCH HIM, I WILL KILL YOU!
Sergei:
But first, we need to make some trims around the Jon tree. [pulls up a sawblade] Starting with this branch right here. Then, this branch. And then, this branch. And then, this branch. And then, this branch. And finally -- Look in my eye, Jon. LOOK AT ME! Finally, this branch right here. I've waited so long for this, Jon. Do you have any last words?
Jon:
Yeah. Why are my ribs taking so long?
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on August 31, 2024
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