Delocated2008

Jay 2:
I can't believe it.

Jon:
You know me?

Jay 2:
Well, yeah.

Jon:
My name is Jon?

Jay 2:
Yeah. What do you mean?

Jon:
Woke up on a beach this morning. I didn't know where I was. I don't know who I am.

Jon:
For some reason, I've got the urge to tell you to shut the [bleep] up. Does that mean anything to you?

Jay 2:
Yeah.

Jay 2:
Hey, I received a package for you a couple weeks ago. I didn't think you'd come. I-I thought you were dead.

[Jon opens up the package and sees a vodka]

Jon:
"Knock Knock Who's There Vodka"? What is this?

Jay 2:
Wow -- Y-You really don't remember anything.

Jon:
No, I don't. Look, I'm sorry I don't remember you. I'm sorry if I ever told you to shut the [bleep] up. You seem like a nice man.

Jay 2:
Thank you, Jon. You have no --

Jon:
Shut the [bleep] up.

Jon:
I didn't mean that. I'm sorry. Just...

Jay 2:
Yeah.

Jon:
Shut the [bleep] up! SHUT UP! [voice breaking] I'm sorry! I don't mean any of this!