Delocated2008

[Jon comes by to the Russian Social Club to see if Sergei is here due to all the changes that happened to this club recently since Yvgeny started his own company]

Yvgeny:
What are you doing here?

Jon:
You know me?

Yvgeny:
Where is Sergei?

Jon:
Who? Look, I woke up on a beach this morning. Okay? I don't know who I am. Got this in a package, figured I'd come here, see if it would help me figure things out. Thought there might be a vodka rager going on, maybe a bunch of hot honeys, I dip my wick, maybe a good bone's all I need to jar my memory. I mean, who knows, right? Worth a shot.

Yvgeny:
Look, I don't know what's going on, and I need you to leave. I am legitimate businessman now. No crime, no murder -- Nothing. I don't want any trouble.

Jon:
[speaking Russian] That's the problem. Everyone knows Sergei should have been in charge. You are a disgrace to your family name and a disgrace to your father.

[business guys getting ready to bash Jon]

Jon:
Whoa. Guys, I do not know how I just said that or what I said, but, uh, judging by your reaction, it was not good.