Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



[after Jon killed Sergei, Jon sent them a goodbye message to his crew that helped them along the way]

Jon:
I cannot undo all the evil that has been done, and I will not be returning to America and the life I once knew. You know, I kind of figured we'd follow me and David into hiding. That seemed like the next logical step for the show. Either that or we got to L.A. I thought that was a pretty solid option, you know. Set us up in a pretty sweet little bungalow in Venice Beach. Just kick back and reap the rewards of my celeb status. Phone call comes in from you -- "Jon, got some good news. Guess who wants to do a sitcom with you. Richard Belzer". BOOM! Jonny and The Belz! Primetime thursday nights!

Jon:
Oh, man. Well, all that's never gonna happen. Instead, I'm gonna disappear forever. You'll never find me. I guarantee it. All that's left is one final step to start the beginning of my new life.

[Jon takes off his ski mask starting his new life from now on]

Jon:
Frrrrrrrrrt! Oh, but you what -- If Richard Belzer does get in touch, you have got to find me. Do whatever you go to do to find me, because that is the only way I'd come back -- Is for The Belz. FOR THE BELZ!

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