China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Pony:
Good breakfast? Cool. So, let's pick an idea, because I'm not sleeping in here again.

Baby Cakes:
Yeah, you're not looking so good.

[cuts to the next scene where Pony's face suddenly starts transforms into a dirty mexican in progress]

Baby Cakes:
Now I know why you want to stay in the bathroom.

Pony:
Oh, no. It's happening. I need my tweezers and retainer and a shower! I can't be in her another day! We got to agree on something now! The idea doesn't even have to be real. We just need to agree on something to get out.

Crystal:
What about how the chinese do the one-kid thing?

Pony:
Great! I vote on that! I vote.

Cravid:
Make everyone gay.

Pony:
Hold on. We already had an idea.

Kim:
Uh, what about, like, a death draft?

Crystal:
Ooh, wait. Let's get rid of all the men.

Pemsy:
We can flood the south.

Cravid:
Oh, let's do doo-doo d*cks. [to himself] No. Stop. Bad idea.

Baby Cakes:
Dude, there are no such thing as bad ideas in brainstorming.

Pony:
SHUT IT, B.C.! SHUT IT, B.C.! GOD! Look, all those in favor of flooding the south, raise your hand.

[6 people raises their hand except for Baby Cakes]

Baby Cakes:
Mm, I just think that's a mean idea to do.

Pony:
No! It's just a bull [bleep] idea for us to agree on. We're not really going to do it.

Cravid:
Wait. We're not really gonna do it?

Pemsy:
Well, that changes everything.

[everyone raised their hands down]

Pony:
[groans]

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