China, Il2011

Frank Smith:
Hey, girl! I found this sweet place under a bridge for you to f*** my friend.

Sunshine:
Oh, no. I heard that anal-mal man got a pig dick.

Frank Smith:
Pig dick?! Steve.

Frank Smith:
Did my brother talk to you?

Sunshine:
Who's your brother?

Frank Smith:
Ugly bald dude, glasses, good teeth.

Sunshine:
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. That's him.

Frank Smith:
Okay, listen, my brother -- He is partly right, okay? Hoh-Hoh is special. Because if you have sex with him, your parents back home on the farm will have a resplendent crop this year.

Sunshine:
Are you for real?

Frank Smith:
Mm-hmm. It's an almanac thing, but you got to make love this moon cycle, so come on! Let's go!

Steve Smith (as Stevie):
[heard all the stuff that Frank while hiding behind the wall] DAMN IT!