China, Il2011

Steve Smith (as Stevie):
Transfer Billy! Hi. How's the first week going, man? So, tell me -- Tell me about yourself.

Billy:
Well, my parents died in this freak radioactive --

Steve Smith (as Stevie):
Awesome! So, like, who -- Who are you into these days, man?

Billy:
Well, I kind of like this girl named Pony.

Steve Smith (as Stevie):
Oh, yeah. Pony. Pony. Pony. Well, I can tell you that Pony doesn't know that you even exist.

Billy:
Well, maybe I just need to ask her out.

Steve Smith (as Stevie):
Look, I know Pony, okay? And the wise move here is to have sex with her friend, that girl Leslie. That will get Pony's attention. Yeah.

Billy:
Wouldn't that just turn Pony off?

Steve Smith (as Stevie):
It will get her jealous, alright? Women's engines feed off of jealousy.

Billy:
But how do we know that Leslie even wants to have sex with me?

Steve Smith (as Stevie):
Transfer Billy, leave that up to me, alright? I'm gonna get you guys a hotel suite. I'm gonna get you a hot tub. I'm gonna get you whipped cream and wine. You're gonna have strawberries on your ass, alright? There's gonna be a bass player in there just thumping away some dope-ass jam. There's gonna be a wall of mirrors, and then you're just gonna -- [slurred] You're just gonna...

[cuts to the next scene where Steve starts to have sex with Leslie again]

Steve's Ego:
Stevie, you handsome idiot! Why are you doing this?! You're the cooler brother, man!