China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Steve (as Stevie):
Remember our plan. You play the hero.

Billy:
Yeah. You know I think you're right. Having sex with Leslie will be the best way to get Pony.

[Steve starts his first move on Leslie]

Steve (as Stevie):
Leslie, it's me, Steve! I'm crazy now! I'm a school shooter!

Leslie:
Steve, is this a joke? We're dating.

Steve:
[gunshots]

[while Steve gunshot a couple rounds, one of the teacher and students inside the Think Tank]

Cravid:
Aah! Gunshots!

Crystal:
It's the population war!

Dr. Falgot:
It started.

Pemsy:
OH, MY GOD!

[Billy starts his move and beats up Steve]

Steve:
[bruised] Oh, sh*t!

Billy:
[to Leslie] May I buy you a drink?

Leslie:
You can buy me everything.

[Billy and Leslie fell in love with each other]

Steve (as Stevie):
Yes! It worked! There is no way that she'll screw me again. In fact, they will screw and I will win.

Matt Attack:
You're a school shooter now? What happened to the cooler brother?

Steve (as Stevie):
Who? Stevie? [chuckles] He's winniiiiing!

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