China, Il2011

Pony:
So, I guess you and Steve are really becoming just the best of friends.

Matt Attack:
We cool, but...why are you saying that with such a strange tone? OH, HELL, NO! STEVE TOLD YOU!

Pony:
Of course he did! But why would you tell him and not me?!

Matt Attack:
I thought you didn't want to hear your dud friends' secrets, like Steve's thing about jacking off six times. Besides, you already know my thing.

Pony:
I know what happened, but I need to hear it from your lips! I cannot be kept out of the secret loop.

Matt Attack:
You're a crazy girl.

[Matt calls Steve]

Steve Smith:
Yo, yo, yo.

Matt Attack:
God damn it, man. Why did you tell Pony what I told you?

Steve Smith:
Oh, no, no, no. I didn't. Um...she, uh -- She must have guessed, I guess. [inhaled sharply]

Matt Attack:
You're a terrible friend, Steve. Pony, you ain't never hearing sh*t.

Pony:
YOU ARE GONNA TELL ME YOUR SECRET THAT I ALREADY KNOW! TRUST ME!