China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



[before Steve and the White Police Officer are about to kill the White Police Officer's wife]

Steve Smith:
Look, I can't do this. I can't help you kill your wife, man. I can't hurt a woman.

White Police Officer:
Who said my wife was a woman?

[as one of them open the door, his white police officer's wife revealed to be a gay person]

Gay Person:
Oh, you're gonna kill me now? Oh, great! I hope you're better at killing than f***ing! So I f***ed your sergeant! Who cares?

Steve Smith:
Guys, look, I'm sure you can just talk this out.

Gay Person:
Screw that.

[White Police Officer and Gay Person fights each other]

White Police Officer:
[to Steve] Hold him down! Do it!

Steve Smith:
I -- No. I cannot hurt this person.

White Police Officer:
Do it or else, brother!

Gay Person:
Go ahead and do it! [punches Steve and escapes]

White Person Officer:
Just go wait in the car!

[cuts to the next scene where Steve cries in the police car]

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