China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Baby Cakes (as The Assorcist):
Meet Lester Coin. He's the HBO Executive in charge of the special.

Lester Coin:
Just do what you've been doing. The special is gonna be great. That crowd is already eating up the warm-up comic. Have you heard Debbie Johns? Hot, new, nasty-ass b*tch comic. Real good. Plays well to the younger demos. Great [bleep] sucker, too. Can play a mean hand of Gin Rummy, likes darts, good listener.

Lester Coin:
Anyway, [to BC] check out ol' Debbie next time she's torturing through China. She plays the small clubs, and the large ones, too. Hot girl. Hot, hot. Sweet nasty girl!

Lester Coin:
[to Succubutt] Anyway, just do what you do. I'm gonna go catch the rest of Deb's act. Later, I'm gonna go cry on her tits and sleep. Goodluck! [leaves]

Baby Cakes (as The Assorcist):
I'm sorry about that. What can I say? TV execs are weird.

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