China, Il2011

Steve:
Guys, I'm still saying firm -- Our band should called Charlize.

Baby Cakes:
Wait. Is it pronounced Sharlize or Charlie?

Steve:
Pretty sure it's Sharlize.

Frank:
Are you sure? Why?

Steve:
I don't know, man. She's from Africa. That's just how they say "C-H" in Africa.

Frank:
So that one african country is called Shad?

Steve:
Hey. We're starting this band to get Charlize Theron's attention, right? Well, then...one of us better f***ing google the pronunciation of our band name, so...

Frank:
Hey, your Dad has an elliptical right? I'm gonna go try it, and you guys figure out the name.

Baby Cakes:
No, man. Dad will get mad. He's been so pissy lately since his girlfriend choked to death in that Benihana's a month ago.

Steve:
Oh, right, she died. That sucks. She was hot.

Baby Cakes:
Anyway, Frank, just use an elliptical in a gym.

Frank:
No, I hate exercising in public, dude. Everybody watches you sweat...and cry.