China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Steve Smith:
Guys, I'm still saying firm -- Our band should called Charlize.

Baby Cakes:
Wait. Is it pronounced Sharlize or Charlie?

Steve Smith:
Pretty sure it's Sharlize.

Frank:
Are you sure? Why?

Steve Smith:
I don't know, man. She's from Africa. That's just how they say "C-H" in Africa.

Frank Smith:
So that one african country is called Shad?

Steve Smith:
Hey. We're starting this band to get Charlize Theron's attention, right? Well, then...one of us better f***ing google the pronunciation of our band name, so...

Frank Smith:
Hey, your Dad has an elliptical right? I'm gonna go try it, and you guys figure out the name.

Baby Cakes:
No, man. Dad will get mad. He's been so pissy lately since his girlfriend choked to death in that Benihana's a month ago.

Steve Smith:
Oh, right, she died. That sucks. She was hot.

Baby Cakes:
Anyway, Frank, just use an elliptical in a gym.

Frank Smith:
No, I hate exercising in public, dude. Everybody watches you sweat...and cry.

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