China, Il2011

Steve:
Oh, man, I love when the new yearbooks come out. See that girl right there? That's a student body.

Pony:
Geez.

[Frank comes in]

Frank:
Well, this?! [laughs angrily] Oh, boy! This is a piece...of...SH*T!

[Frank shows a picture of himself in the yearbook where his quotes are "Most likely to not have any friends"]

Pony:
Kinda true.

Frank:
Bullsh*t, you bush! Those people at the yearbook are not real journalists, because I have been hanging out quite a lot with my friends Transfer Billy and Stacey Megan. Yeah. And it's great.

Pony:
It's a lie, is what it is.

Frank:
YOU'RE A BUSH, IS WHAT YOU IS -- ARE!

Pony:
Hey, hey, well, even if you are hanging with them, I mean, why? They're a young couple and you're a...you're all of this.

Frank:
I answered an ad, okay? They were looking for a serious scrabble player, and that's what we do as platonic friends.