China, Il2011

[Dean brings crows in Steve's class as students]

Dean:
Steve. These are your new students. They're fast learners -- Even better than dolphins.

Steve:
Oh, Dean. Animals...again?

Dean:
Everything is an animal. But I don't need to explain myself to a rag of a dick like you. Watch this.

[as Dean pours bird seed into a cage, the crows use their intelligence by using school objects]

Dean:
You should see the f***ed up ways they like to crack nuts.

Steve:
Dean, this is...really gonna interfere with my tennis lesson, so --

Dean:
Just let me know when they're smarter than a 4-year old human.