China, Il2011

Frank Smith:
Guys! You're never gonna believe what happened!

Steve Smith:
Unh! We're dealing with something here.

Frank Smith:
What? Those birds in class? Pfft! F*** that. Listen. I was over at Stacy and Billy's. Billy went into the bathroom. Stacy touched my arm. Now I know she wants to f***.

Pony:
An arm touch? That's a little different than saying, "I want to f***".

Steve Smith:
Depends on who's touching whose arm.

Frank Smith:
Look, I mean it. If -- If she had said it right out, I would have screwed her right in the hand, right then. But she used this coded touch. Oh, man, she is a coy little spice rack.

Steve v But I thought you said you were Billy's friend?

Frank Smith:
Exactly. I don't want to risk his friendship by asking her flat-out. So I have a plan.

Pony:
[sighs] Here we go.

Frank Smith:
I'm gonna take out an ad in the personals of the China weekly, which I know she reads. And it'll go like this..."I want to have an affair with you...I think you want to have affair with me...if so, next time you see me, bring up the movie 'Mississippi Burning'.

Steve & Pony:
Mississippi Burning?

Frank Smith:
Mm, it's perfect! No one has seen or spoken of that movie in years. When Stacy reads my ad, it will get her privates rock-hard! And then I will rub them.