China, Il2011

[Steve and Pony sees the crow working something in Dean's office in progress]

Steve Smith:
Oh, Dean, whoa. What the hell is all this stuff?

Dean:
Steve! Girl! Come watch Mimey. This sh*t's hilarious.

Steve Smith:
No, dude, why does it look like these birds about to be...

Dean:
Crow-fessors? [shows a picture of Steve and Dean in crow style]

Steve:
[high raised eyebrow]

Dean:
Okay, maybe we won't call them that. But we're still doing it. You haven't been training them to be new students. You've all been training them to be your replacements.

Pony:
Why?

Dean:
It just was a cool idea that I got. F*** off. I don't care.

Steve Smith:
[laughing] What? Uh, I know I am most likely to not give a sh*t and all, but [chuckles] I need my job.

Dean:
They wrote an article about the crows in the weekly paper on how they're good students, so imagine what kind of amazing articles they're gonna write when the crow's are professors.

Steve Smith:
What?!

Pony:
So, do I get my scholarship back? I'm not a teacher, I'm a T.A., so I'm technically a student.

Dean:
I'm bored of you both. [blows raspberry] So get your sh*t packed and get out of here -- Right after you sign my yearbook.