China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Pony:
I can't believe you didn't care about me losing scholarship. You only care now because your job is gone.

Steve:
Oh, well, who was all like, [mockingly] "Oh, they're so cute. It's gonna be like having a pet. I love little crows".

[Dr. Falgot comes in]

Dr. Falgot:
You teaching that crow named Donny? That motherf***er stole my job!

Crystal:
I assume you're figuring out how to get rid of these crows, Steve?

Sammy:
Seriously -- Stop it...with the crows.

Cravid:
Sammy, I'm pretty sure that Steve didn't bring them, but he should get rid of them.

Steve:
Why do you guys think that I'm gonna fix this? I mean, I'm the yearbook's Most Likely To Not Give A Sh*t.

Cravid:
Just like in every movie ever made -- The guy doesn't give a sh*t at first is best at giving the biggest kind of sh*t in the end.

Crystal:
Please, Steve, please. I hate to say it, but none of us can really make a thing happen like you. When you want a girl, you get her. So get our jobs!

[Frank comes in]

Frank:
I can't get this girl to tell me if she wants to f*** or not.

Crystal:
FRANK, WE'VE LOST OUR JOBS! YOU TOO!

Frank:
To who, Donny? Huh. I knew that motherf***er was a wolf.

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