China, Il2011

Pony:
I can't believe you didn't care about me losing scholarship. You only care now because your job is gone.

Steve Smith:
Oh, well, who was all like, [mockingly] "Oh, they're so cute. It's gonna be like having a pet. I love little crows".

[Dr. Falgot comes in]

Dr. Falgot:
You teaching that crow named Donny? That motherf***er stole my job!

Crystal:
I assume you're figuring out how to get rid of these crows, Steve?

Sammy:
Seriously -- Stop it...with the crows.

Cravid:
Sammy, I'm pretty sure that Steve didn't bring them, but he should get rid of them.

Steve Smith:
Why do you guys think that I'm gonna fix this? I mean, I'm the yearbook's Most Likely To Not Give A Sh*t.

Cravid:
Just like in every movie ever made -- The guy doesn't give a sh*t at first is best at giving the biggest kind of sh*t in the end.

Crystal:
Please, Steve, please. I hate to say it, but none of us can really make a thing happen like you. When you want a girl, you get her. So get our jobs!

[Frank comes in]

Frank Smith:
I can't get this girl to tell me if she wants to f*** or not.

Crystal:
FRANK, WE'VE LOST OUR JOBS! YOU TOO!

Frank Smith:
To who, Donny? Huh. I knew that motherf***er was a wolf.