China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Mayor:
Mayor here at the Church of Pizza. Listen -- Mayor got a new law. From here on, anchovy eating is banned in Mayor's Church of Pizza. Do it at home -- BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. Because in the eyes of God, the only topping that is right and traditional to be eaten on a bed of dough in the church is [echoing] PEPPERONI. Come eat pepperoni pizza at MAYOR'S CHURCH OF PIZZA! AMEN!

Baby Cakes:
Aw, man. That makes me want to eat a pepperoni pizza so bad. Ugh!

Matt Attack:
Town's crazy, man. Pizza laws?

Pemsy:
Actually, if you think about the sanctity of the pepperoni tradition --

Dean:
Pemsy, shut your hole. NO PIZZA LAWS!

Jetta:
Pro-'chovy, all the way. That law sucks.

Dr. Falgot:
Law makes sense to me. No 'chovy!

Jetta:
You know what? I don't want to hear what you have to say.

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