China, Il2011

Frank Smith:
Oh, sh*t. There's Crystal. [hides under the table]

Steve Smith:
Hey, why are you hiding? You did write her that thank-you e-mail for covering your classes, right?

Frank Smith:
I did, but yesterday, I saw that it bounced back or something. I'll just resend it.

Steve Smith:
Unh, nah, no. You waited too long. Now you have to write a hand-written thank you.

Frank Smith:
[gasps]

Steve Smith:
No, don't -- Trust me. This is how good people do it, alright? This is how celebs do it.

Frank Smith:
Okay. I guess that makes sense.

Baby Cakes:
[brutally flips the table] OH, MY GOD! I WANT A PEPPERONI PIZZA RIGHT NOW!