China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Pony:
It's Parents Day's tomorrow and I'm in charge of the party. I've planned an outdoor brunch and then a reception.

Frank Smith:
Christ, I don't want to deal with Mom and Dad tomorrow.

Steve Smith:
Ah, Frank. Look, Pony your Mom and Dad are gonna be in from Detroit, right? Let's all just do dinner.

Pony:
Oh, no. I did not invite them.

Frank Smith:
The school automatically invites the parents of all faculty and staff, so...

Pony:
No! They'll start a mexican picnic! It'll take over the whole campus! [tries to call his Dad] Damn! Dad's voicemail. It must be too late.

Baby Cakes:
Well, I won't be there for the fiesta. 'Cause I'm traveling to see my Mom tomorrow. And I just know it's because she's gonna tell me that she and Dad are getting back together. Yeaaaaah...

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