China, Il2011

Steve Smith:
Well, guys. It's been jam-packed parent's day, right? But hey! We get to keep the house!

Steve's Mom:
[flirting] Stevie, Stevie, oh, you're such a big man, now! God, you took charge in there. You're so virile.

Steve's Dad:
Uh, June...you're, I don't know you're just, somehow, uh, turned on by Steve's displays of manhood.

Steve's Mom:
[giggles] That's just the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Steve's Dad:
It's like he's the Dad, and I'm just the dead son, you know, with no penis?

Steve Smith:
Dad, come on.