China, Il2011

Frank Smith:
Yeah, um, Teddy Roosevelt. Um...obviously, a personal influence on me.

Sunshine:
Oh, you ain't a Teddy. You got lean haunches, Black Swan.

Stacy:
Hey, remember when Frank cried because the custodian was vacuuming outside of his office and he felt trapped?

Frank Smith:
Stacy, shut your thin f***ing lips, okay? I am so sick of people feeling like they can emasculate me because they can't...even though they think they have been doing it my whole life.

Kim:
Uh, Black Swan's dick is weak. It's sad.

Frank v HEY, LISTEN, YOU SHE-PIGS! No one undermines me when I am teaching --

[Custodian cames in]

Custodian:
Sorry, man -- Got to do my monthly spray.

Frank Smith:
Well, can't you do it at night?! I-I'm allergic!

Custodian:
Already spraying.

Frank Smith:
[coughs] I'll show you! I'll show you all that I'm like Teddy! I'll show you that I'm a badass!