China, Il2011

Sunshine:
Cut the crap and tell us about the Teddy Roosevelt!

Frank:
That's not why we're here today.

Kim:
Yes, it is. Technically, it's the only reason we're here today, lil' dick bastard.

Frank:
I called this press conference...to challenge the biggest, baddest person around, so I challenge...Muhammad Ali to a 12-round boxing match, heavyweight rules. Any questions?

Kim:
Um, over here, professor!

Frank:
Uh, Golden Bowl, go!

Golden Bowl:
First off, why?

Frank:
I challenge Ali because, as a hasty google search confirmed, he's the baddest in the land. But if he proves to be too busy, I will win by default. So, next question.

Golden Bowl:
Why threaten a venerated national treasure?

Frank:
Let's see, um, because I need a F***ING B*TCH TO F*** IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! AND HE SEEMS LIKE A PERFECT, PERRFECT SUBJECT FOR ME TO F***!

Golden Bowl:
...You know he's got Parkinson's, right?

Frank:
ALI AIN'T SH*T! [angrily flips the table and leaves]

Stacy:
[to Kim] So, Collagen, yes or no?