China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Sunshine:
Hey, Frank, are you gonna get to teaching me about Teddy?

Frank Smith:
WHERE CAN I HIDE?! QUICK! MUHAMMAD ALI IS GONNA KILL ME!

Sunshine:
Why'd you challenge him if you didn't want to fight?

Frank Smith:
Don't you understand?! It was perfect! I thought I could challenge a badass without any chance of him accepting!

Kim:
Dude, he's gonna be easy to beat.

Frank Smith:
[scoffs] You don't know that, right? I mean, he's -- He's black.

Sunshine:
Well, on the bright side, Frank, you could have it bad like Stacy.

[Sunshine shows Frank what Stacy looks like when her lips are swollen]

Sunshine:
Look at freaky Stacy. She done f***ed her lips up with Collagen.

Stacy:
I mean, my lips are numb. I can't feel a thing. [slaps her face] See? Numb.

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