China, Il2011

[Baby Cakes heads to the Mountain of Men's Worst Fear]

Dragon:
I can't believe you're doing this.

Baby Cakes:
But it must be done, my friend.

[Pony pauses the game]

Pony:
What? What's it like? Why is it called the Mountain of Men's Worst Fear?

Baby Cakes:
Because it's a mountain...of a million penises! And to go in...I got to push into them!

Cravid:
And you do! You push through into the cave also filled with wads and wads of penises!

Baby Cakes:
NO! AAH!

Cravid:
They're hairy and floppy, and they smell like bleach and ammonia.

Baby Cakes:
OH, GOD! I MUST CONTINUE!

Cravid:
Oh, you do, but now the mountain loves that you're pushing into it!

Baby Cakes:
EW!

Cravid:
Penises start to get erect, growing and smothering you even more!

Baby Cakes:
Oh, god!

Cravid:
IT'S HARD TO PASS THROUGH!

Baby Cakes:
OH, BUT I MUST! I MUST!

Cravid:
You must allow them to release! To help the penises release...you must!

Baby Cakes:
OH, I CAN'T! I CAN'T BRING MYSELFTO DO IT!

Cravid:
But you see the Blade of Banishment! It's right there! It's yours if you just jack this mountain off!

Baby Cakes:
[panicking] Okay, yeah, I see it. Okay, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna do it! [grunts] Be strong!

Cravid:
Yes! You do. Okay. Now you're outside with the blade.