China, Il2011

Steve:
Then it was Gale and me in that movie theater, and uh, it was noon showing of some bullsh*t, and there was no one in there, so were just, like, whumpin' on each other. Well, I guess that brings us to...present day, you know, right here, Karen.

Karen:
Wow, Steve, this has been the strangest first date...that I've ever been on. Uh, first, it's been days. Uh, secondly, we haven't left your apartment. And third, uh, w-why are you wearing a hospital gown?

Steve:
Why aren't you wearing yours?

Karen:
I can't wait to tell people about this. You're crazy. [leaves]

Steve:
You're not crazy enough.