China, Il2011

Baby Cakes:
So, the college put me on probation again.

Frank Smith:
What for?

Baby Cakes:
Oh, you know, sh*tting in all the potted plants around campus.

Frank Smith:
What?!

Pony:
See, okay, that's just the type of thing I'd fix if we tried this thing I'm reading about where friends can be life coaches for each other.

Baby Cakes:
Hey, my life is awesome already.

Pony:
Sure, but, with a few tweaks, we can make out lives even better -- Like change this little thing or that bad habit.

Frank Smith:
Well, I'll do it because, one, I want a History Channel Special, and, two, I can't get girls to...I just can't get girls. My life sucks.

Baby Cakes:
[to Pony] So, what happens when we figure it all out? I bet nothing.