China, Il2011

Steve:
God, I got to break up with this Quimberly girl. Her two weeks are up.

Baby Cakes:
Hey, we're gonna be life coaches!

Pony:
Write your names on these post-its, and you'll be coaching who you draw.

Baby Cakes:
I get...Steve!

Steve:
Yes! You're gonna be my new party coach.

Baby Cakes:
Yes!

Frank:
[pulls out a name and gets BC] OF COURSE! I get the hardest job!

Pony:
Well, then I get Frank.

Steve:
Oh, then I get Pony. No, no, no, this is a bad idea.

Pony:
Come on on. This will be good for us.

Steve:
I don't think friend should say "should" or "shouldn't" to friends.

Pony:
Well, according to this Marie Claire interview with Chris Brown, that's the same thing he would say. You want to be Chris Brown?

Steve:
Of course not!