China, Il2011

Pony:
[checks Frank's laptop] Why have you listened to Christina Aguilera's "I Am Beautiful" 902 times?

Frank:
Oh, that's my morning ritual. I put on Christy and do naked tantric anger exercises in the mirror. See, I stand really still, erecting a monster hard-on, but I don't touch it. I just look at it while it grows, and I shout the words of the song!

Frank:
Then, I shower and masturbate to thoughts of you and Nazi Germany.

Pony:
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