China, Il2011

CEO History Network Woman:
Frank, we just wanted to have you in so that you could explain your show to us in person, you know help us fall in love with it.

Frank Smith:
Awesome! Um...could you -- Could you just hold on...one sec.

Frank Smith:
[texts] "I think this History Channel broad wants me to lick her and stick her. What do I say, Pony"?

[Pony didn't respond after begin held into the facility]

Frank Smith:
[weakly] Damn it.

Frank Smith:
Okay, well, the way I see it, I think you...should...go ahead and unwrap your chops, your b*obs, and, uh, let me spend 20 minutes high heat on your chops. After that, I'll head down to your skirt steak and "prime you" for a bit. Then maybe you could work on my dagger some. Oh, and then you could just put all your fingers in my mouth and spit on my pee-pee. Then we'll -- Then we'll both, uh, produce the juice. So, uh, yeah. Chop-chop.

[Easter Bunny runs into the office building throwing eggs as always]

Steve Smith:
Frank, I didn't sh*t right!

[Baby Cakes grabs Frank out of the interview to catch the easter bunny]

CEO History Network Woman:
Wow. I was about to do everything that handsome man said, and then give him a history channel special. Too bad.