China, Il

     

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »


[Easter Bunny crashes in Pony's solitary confinement]

Easter Bunny:
Gonna splat this girl with eggy-weggy.

[Pony tackles the easter bunny and beats the heck out of him]

Pony:
YOU DIE!

Easter Bunny:
PLEASE STOP!

Pony:
F*** YOU! F*** YOU! I WILL F***ING KILL YOU! THIS WOLRD SUCKS! EASTER BUNNIES AND DEAD HUSBANDS! DIE YOU F***ING EASTER BUNNY! DIE LIKE MY DEAD HUSBAND! DIE LIKE JOHNNY!

Easter Bunny:
[screams]

Pony:
I was relieved when Johnny died! I got married to him way too quick! I felt guilty for feeling like this for so long! [chokes and punches the easter bunny to death]

Pony:
I do miss him, though.

Baby Cakes:
Oh...she's a Chris Brown.

Pony:
No. I'm a brown widow.

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