China, Il2011

[Frank goes to a convention center]

Frank Smith:
Hey, hi. Um, just to get, like, a ballpark, how much is that Burnt Reynolds pube?

Pubis Guy:
His name is Burt, not "Burnt", and it's 10K.

Frank Smith:
Alright, the, um, what would you give me for this? [shows him Julia Robert's pube]

Pubis Guy:
Oh. That...That's Julia's!

Frank Smith:
Yeah, I know. So, how much?

Pubis Guy:
Look, uh, uh, I-I'll give you 25K for her right now. Come on, let me have her.

[Frank sees the Pubis Guy facial features for a second and realizes that the Pubis Guy is a total creep]

Frank Smith:
No, no, no, okay. Oh, no, this is wrong!