China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Baby Cakes:
[pressured while eating a gummy bear] Steve! Steve...Steve, how was your weekend?

Steve Smith:
Great. Ah, so great, man. I got a lot out of my system, uh, you know, namely semen.

Baby Cakes:
Let's make this next idea really important.

Steve Smith:
Yeah, but let's keep it fun. You know, sellable, right? So, hit me.

Baby Cakes:
Look, don't treat me like an idea faucet, okay? I'm under pressure!

Steve Smith:
Yeah, but, um, we got to get something going, man. I paid in advance for a trip to Rome...with all the laker girls, so how -- How about -- How about shark...Shark Restaurant, right, or -- Or leg bread?

Baby Cakes:
BREAD PANTS?! [scoffs] SHARK RESTAURANT?! So f***ing obvious. Okay, look, how about this?

[BC shows Steve the elephant man rides he's drawn on the whiteboard]

Steve Smith:
Huh. I don't know.

Baby Cakes:
DON'T STIFLE MY CREATIVITY! I WANT TO DO ELEPHANT MAN RIDES BECAUSE IT'S ODD!

Steve Smith:
Look, it can't work, alright?! And Bread Pants was your idea!

Baby Cakes:
Oh, well, maybe you should just try to keep UP with me!

Steve Smith:
Fine, you know, I'm not gonna argue with you when you're like this.

Baby Cakes:
You know what?! You're out, Steve!

Steve Smith:
F*** YOU! I-I AM OUT!

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