China, Il2011

[Professor Cakes come home and brought BC a new pet where a gorilla talks]

Baby Cakes:
THAT APE ISN'T MAGIC, YOU F***ING DAD!

Professor Cakes:
Life support? You've only missed a few meals. Wh-Where did all this sh*t come from?

Baby Cakes:
I put myself on it.

Keiko the Ape:
Seems a little gross and weird in here. And this son of yours is a really big man actually. Is there not a Mom?

Professor Cakes:
See? She can talk. Isn't that magical?

Baby Cakes:
DAD! SCIENCE ISN'T MAGIC! YOU'RE ALWAYS COMING AT ME WITH YOUR SCIENCE THINKING IT'S MAGIC -- LIKE REED RICHARS TRYING TO TELL GANDALF WHY A DRAGON EATS APPLES! F*** THIS! I'M DYING!

Keiko the Ape:
[to Prof Cakes] This idiot is gonna will himself dead.