China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Professor Cakes:
Now, listen, in order to keep Baby Cakes from willing himself dead, I need you to act like a magical bigfoot.

Frank Smith:
He can will himself dead?

Professor Cakes:
Yeah, it's serious. He didn't eat pizza rolls. And, uh, oh, do not use your voice. I swear to god.

Frank Smith:
No, this will work. I need a place to hide out until the hair pills wear off. But the box says just a couple of days tops.

Professor Cakes:
Great. [chuckles] Great. By that time, B.C. will be over playing with you anyway. Where did you find those pills?

Frank Smith:
This weird Mogwai store in Chinatown.

Professor Cakes:
Oh, sh*t, there's a f***ing Mogwai store? I should have gone there!

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