12 oz. Mouse2005

[Francis interviews the one and only, Fitz]

Francis:
So, like, what do you think your reputation --

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[glugs beer]

Francis:
Umm, what do you think your reputation --

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[glugs beer]

Francis:
What do you think --

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[glugs beer]

Francis:
What do you --

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[glugs beer]

Francis:
What do you think your reputation is in Cardboard City? Like, do people think you're chill?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[drops beer] My reputation's pretty big time.

Francis:
Okay, you must go out on a lot of dates, then. So, like, what's your favorite thing to do on a first date?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Assassination.

Francis:
What? Fascination?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No, assassination, like we get some guns and take somebody out.

Francis:
Kinda like a heavy question or whatever, but, like, when you die, like, I don't know, like, what do you want to be remembered for?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
As that cool dude who did all that cool stuff. But that's gonna be hard to do because...I'm bulletproof.

Francis:
Whoa, you're bulletproof? [chuckles] That's cool. Like, talk about that. Like, I don't know. Like, how did that happen? Like, what's the story behind that? Like, are you, like, bionic or something, or, like, half-man, half-machine? I don't know, like...

[Fitz shoots Francis up in the ceiling]